me 11:59 September 30th
me 12:00 October 1st
|—||Gillian Flynn, ‘Gone Girl’ (via mute—mouth)|
Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”
Meanwhile, Paul Rudd…
Deadpool Test Footage (x)
When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.
I have never seen an more accurate depiction
This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.
I felt like I needed this back on my dash,
|—||Attachments, Rainbow Rowell (via womanbythesea)|
OH MY FUCKING GOD